STREETPLAY--- part 2!!!

So… back now… we started what we do best… talking!
We counted people, mentioned ‘script different banaenge yaar’ a hundred times, and… don’t blame our management skills if I say it was after a long chat about do’s and don’ts that I asked, “bande kitne lene hain? Any limit?”

Just 10… came the shocker!!!
That’s when we felt like some low-budget movie-maker who, after promising to launch a dozen wannabes, obviously couldn’t! Was that the ‘controversy-alarm’ I heard? Thankfully, we were too amateur to be blamed for a ‘casting couch’. Ouch!

“Auditions le lenge,” said shikha. No me. Someone.

HAHA… like what?

Impossible! Why?
Coz we didn’t have aux yar!
Aux, what?
Look that’s what Anuja wrote people call ‘aukat’ as!
Ya, Anuja Chauhan. Ya, the HT columnist. Haan haan, wo Zoya Factor and proud to work in advertising wali!

To, what next?
Next was a random picking of those who seemed more capable. Or, more interested. Or, more intimidating.

Some were successfully scared – ‘ chillana padega yaar pagaloen ki tarah!’
Geeks were shooed away with ( hope God was resting then) –

Us- lectures miss karenge bhai hum to!
Geeks- so? No prob yaar!
Us- saare!
Geeks- c’mon 2-4!
Us – dekh lo ab tum!
Geeks – chhota mota role de dena na!
Us – aise thoda hota hai yaar!
Geeks – to, nahin fir?
Us – tumhari marzi…
Geeks – hmm… then to no… sorry! Bura mat manio please!
W.I.C.K.E.D!!!