Monday, September 21, 2009

long time no b(logging)!!

B4 this blog runs out beyond its expiry date , i just decided to initiate something ,only on one condition that no1 considers me idle...especially when i hv been ill for quite some time! so now when mr.this is an AMAZING food joint is busy shopping for his cousin's "roka" ceremony,mr"manipulator" is busy wid the renovation of his house,mista hunterr is still in the awe of 19th september2009 and gypsy is as usual doing things that goes beyond our levels of understanding and reasoning..

m starting this poll forum from now on..atleast something to save this dying blog...

any of you can post a poll and wait for the reviews till a fixed time and then conclude the result..

please come out with catchy polls and dont let this idea fizzle out...cheers

mis-enchanted

Saturday, August 1, 2009

WAter water EVRYwher..!!!!!

hmm...well i dunno..abt ther bein enuf water fo farmers..but..i do kno..one..plac which has plenty of it......i mean./..stocked up in places u cant imagine....now  befr i go on wid it....i ll tell uall ..hw it strted ...hmmmmmm...it was a usua sat..fo me..( not so usua..aftawrds.) i got up early..obv dad was at home...thnn...i went fo my 2nd drivin..lessn.... got bak..

thn i was suppos ta go..ta ..noida wid my dad..so..we went on wid tat...

while..cmng..bak..i told...dad..ki..CAR KA TANK is reachn..empty...soooo..shudntt weeee ???

so..jus 2km..away frm  my hous thers this ..petrol pump....soo..we reached ..it..nd i said the bhaiya..."FULLL..TANK KAR DOOO" ....tat was it.....usua sat...ova..fo MEE...unsual part strts...

soo.. afta we got it filled...my dad..realised..tat sumthn is wrong wid the car...(NOTE ; MY CAR.is as gud as new .ITS JUS 4MONTHS..sinc..we got it) so sumthn wrong.wid it .was unusual....!!!!!!!!!!!

afta..10 metres..or ...so..it stOPPPED...we called a mechanic..frm the petrol..pump....yea the same petrol pump..had a hyundai..servc..statn..|(myn is a ford tho)

we told him..wad happnd..he chcked the petrol LINE...nd..he SAID..IS ME TOH PANI HAI..YEA WATER NOT OUTHER ANYWHER BUT....IN PETROL.more ova y is it in my car..huhhhhhh.GAWD...SUCH SUKERS.....sooo...we called the owner...nd showed him...how pure his ..petrol was......GOT IT..ALL DRAINED...OUT....took us..3-4 hrs..jus stdn..ther...burnin it in the heat...jus...coz..ALL..we (me nd my dad) ASKED WAS..BHAIYA tank full kardoo...

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :(

did u think its..ovaa..naaaaah.hhhhhhh...wel..it aint ova..coz now..strts the dangerous part...the same..chap..the mechanic.///tat..a**....who had opened the...petrol..pipe to drain it.out..yeaaaaa////

so..we reached home...........In the eve...my PARENTS..had gone ta the market..in the same car...sooooo

whil...cmng...bak they realised...petrol is..leakin...coz..tat...DUMB...a**( i cant mind my lang.. its jus natural fo me..in curren situatn....) had/..fgttn ta close the petrol..pipe...it was..so..dangerous wid my parents..drivin..arnd wid...petroll..ozzzzinnn..out..lyk hell...

they reached home safely....(tonight my car stays in the garrage)...tom...smbdys gonna..get his a** whooped !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Friday, July 31, 2009

Story Game......

Hey ppl........lets play a game where il post startin of sum famous story.........den u ppl cn continue it in nyway u wanna........


RULES:
1.No 1 can write more dan 4 lines.
2.No 1 can end da story.
3.A person can't post consecutively.


PS:ADULT CONTENT IS ALLOWED.......:P


STORY:

There was once a hat-seller who passed by a forest on his way back from the market. The weather was very hot and so he decided to take a nap under one of the trees, so he left his whole basket of hats by the side.
A few hours later, he woke up by some sounds. The next thing he realized was that all his hats were gone. He heard some monkeys on the tree and so he looked up. To his surprise, the tree was full of monkeys and they had taken all his hats.
Then........

Thursday, July 30, 2009

STREETPLAY--- part 2!!!

So… back now… we started what we do best… talking!
We counted people, mentioned ‘script different banaenge yaar’ a hundred times, and… don’t blame our management skills if I say it was after a long chat about do’s and don’ts that I asked, “bande kitne lene hain? Any limit?”

Just 10… came the shocker!!!
That’s when we felt like some low-budget movie-maker who, after promising to launch a dozen wannabes, obviously couldn’t! Was that the ‘controversy-alarm’ I heard? Thankfully, we were too amateur to be blamed for a ‘casting couch’. Ouch!

“Auditions le lenge,” said shikha. No me. Someone.

HAHA… like what?

Impossible! Why?
Coz we didn’t have aux yar!
Aux, what?
Look that’s what Anuja wrote people call ‘aukat’ as!
Ya, Anuja Chauhan. Ya, the HT columnist. Haan haan, wo Zoya Factor and proud to work in advertising wali!

To, what next?
Next was a random picking of those who seemed more capable. Or, more interested. Or, more intimidating.

Some were successfully scared – ‘ chillana padega yaar pagaloen ki tarah!’
Geeks were shooed away with ( hope God was resting then) –

Us- lectures miss karenge bhai hum to!
Geeks- so? No prob yaar!
Us- saare!
Geeks- c’mon 2-4!
Us – dekh lo ab tum!
Geeks – chhota mota role de dena na!
Us – aise thoda hota hai yaar!
Geeks – to, nahin fir?
Us – tumhari marzi…
Geeks – hmm… then to no… sorry! Bura mat manio please!
W.I.C.K.E.D!!!







Sunday, July 26, 2009

Job Prospects for CI engineers.

I ws surfing da net nd chekin wad al v ICE ppl have in our bag........from al da info on net......i think CI engineers,i.e.,Control nd Instrumentation engineers,hv quite an important role to play.......

i'm postin sum links........make sure u chek dem.........cheerz




Monday, July 13, 2009

How it al happend???

I ws going wid my scul frens to play cricket......I luked at my fone.....battery ws low........i thot okay wen il cum back home il charge it.......we played cricket for 2 hours.....i din even luk at my fone once.....den v wer plannin sum parties on da way 2 kulfi wala....on my way back i tuk out my fone nd it was switched off.........i thot battery xtreme low hogi.....den i did smthn ive neva dun......i tried 2 switch on my fone widout chargin it..........bt sumthn weird happend......as i pressd da start button......nuffn appeard on da screen.....al dat happnd ws.......da 2 blue lights on syd of my fone gt switched on nd din go off(wich is nt usual thng fo a nokia 6300 fone)........at dat tym i simply removed da battery.....dis happend at 8:30pm........

nw i thot of chargin my fon at 11pm..........as soon as da pin ws inserted in da fon to charge it.....again da blue lights thng happnd......nd aftr dat moment ive nt bin able to switch it on again....ive chekd on net......most probably its battery is dead.........lets al shout to da heaven up der...........HEY MIGHTY LORD LET DA BATTERY BE DEAD ND FONE GO AHEAD WID DIS POOR BOY............

if u hv heard abt such a case den post ua comments asap............

2 Minutes Silence


All da members of dis blog are requested to maintain a 2 minutes silence in the fond memory of my fone.

Plz pray to god dat My Fone shall R.I.P

Amin......

Thursday, July 9, 2009

THE SWEETPLAY STREETPLAY STORY!!!


‘All the world’s a stage,
And all men and women – merely players.’
- Williams Shakespeare.

I guess, the Bard hadn’t ever dreamt of the lives today’s 17-somethings lead!

Ah, and very specifically, the students who’ve finally made their way out of the ever-so-over hyped rat-race (read: engineering entrances)… to find themselves all trapped in yet another (read: engineering colleges).

But, after 14 long years of playing the ‘frog in the well’, they are now free, or at least that’s what they think. And, illusions aren’t bad if they help you find your real self.

All this while, all we could come up with, when someone said ‘latent’, was (thanks to Joule and company) ‘Heat’!
But, come January, and the second semester at BVCOE, New Delhi, there’s more talk, and a little more work too!

All walls, all notice boards- splashed with colourful posters (with a poor black & white cousin of theirs trying, all in vain, to tell that sticking posters on walls isn’t permitted in the campus). Whoa! Talk of ignorance. Talk of irony!

Some random people (read: seniors) have taken up the role of event coordinators, as fellow geeks continue to drown themselves in books (red bound with black side face – trademark of the BVP library & book bank).

Somewhere, something is different… and, very much so. Suddenly, there’s a decline in interest, the winter playing catalyst. Lecturers are sleepy, students happy to follow suit. Lab assistants give you such looks if, by mistake, you ask for another apparatus, or worse, (Danger! Danger!) extra time in the labs.


Not many are now crying and spending sleepless nights to complete files. It’s all done in between lectures; last benches don’t help much, though! It takes tact and a bit of pleading and pleasing to find that coveted seat behind some huge (by your statistics) guy! In any case, library and canteen are proud to house them – the ‘into rush- into files- ordering nothing’ variety!

Certainly, something uneven about the even semester!

And if it wasn’t till now, there was something ready to come up… an idea, just looking for a ‘devil-may-care’ mind to get into!

And, since the wildest minds reside in the infamous I.C.E. branch, there couldn’t have been a better place!

Although the girl I’m about to name is the class topper, and had a ranking better than many others in many other ‘elite’ branches,( Ya, we’re still fuchchas, so raving about ranks hasn’t exactly gone) she manages to don the ‘I’M THINKING, EVEN WHEN I’M NOT STUDYING’ cap rather well!

And, now before you scroll down further, let me just warn that the pages following will scream out slangs and lots of Hinglish, really loud!
All because it’s a part of our real life – that’s what I am, that’s what we are!

WE???

Yes, the strange bunch of people you’re about to be acquainted with!

So, Madame SHIKHA, out of the red (Ya, just coz it was red notice board… OK fine… a PJ) read one particular notice, and lo… there was this big group buzzing around her!
As I came near, I got to know the topic, that had suddenly become rather hot – DRAMATICS!
Ok… so what about it?

Well, the University Fest ANUGOONJ was round the corner. Shikha, never too fond of attending classes, thought of giving it a shot. There weren’t many interesting individual contests, so ‘dramatics’ it was!

In came ASHOK, kinda Mr. INITIATIVE of our class, and another round of him being told what all the brouhaha was about.

Next up, I, SURABHI by the way, joined in to get a dekko! And as usual, for I’m the ‘BEST WRITER/POET/ STORYTELLER/SCRIPTWRITER/ PLAYWRIGHT/ SCREENPLAY DIRECTOR’ the world could ever be blessed with (opinion strictly limited to me, but who cares yaar!), proposed, in my distinct impulsiveness, to work on the script.

The ‘R we in? Trio’ - RISHABH, RAJAT, RAUNAK – was told about this new BIMAARI of ours!

Raunak, the ‘PRIM N PROPAH’ that he is, straightaway steered clear of this weird adventure, getting busy in some cat-walking thing! Err… JALWA people, an awesome fashion show, ya really! He won’t run after my life now, I hope!

SAURABH and SUSHANT dropped in next, quite excited about finally doing something in the college after four long months!

Then, there was MANISH, not someone we had actually conversed with much, who gave an ‘on-the-spot’ audition of sorts by screaming at the top of his voice, when someone mentioned the necessity of a loud voice for the actors. Passion, did you say?

On the ideas front, PRATEEK took lead. You know, he’s the under-cover advisor to Ekta Kapoor… the brain behind all twitching brows, kitchen conspiracies &… oh! Did I let out a long kept secret? What? God!! Hey, hey please no going to the press, pleeeease!

Within the next 10 minutes, we had actually made a group… around 20 people… all excited, but clueless!

Crowd dispersed… scene shifted to respective homes!

I called up Shikha. The first time it was. We weren’t exactly the ‘yaar-dost-buddy’ types. It was just by chance, from my side. But, from hers… it was a bit, though unconsciously, about my attitude (which really doesn’t exist)!
And, the credit goes to my ruthlessly spurning of her proposal… stop thinking, you… to join her gang o’ girls for a movie out (Rock On! Ye hai waqt ka ishaara!)
Lemme mention here, even she didn’t come over for Ghajini with some of our classmates. Hisaab baraabar, then! Lol!





Thursday, July 2, 2009

NICE STORY!

HEY i came across this lil piece ..i found it worth reading so i posted it here,,,,,,!!!!!!!!!

A Story on Friendship
~ Author Unknown


A story is told about a soldier who was finally coming home after having fought in Vietnam. He called his parents from San Francisco.
"Mom and Dad, I'm coming home, but I've a favor to ask. I have a friend I'd like to bring home with me.
"Sure," they replied, "we'd love to meet him."
"There's something you should know," the son continued, "he was hurt pretty badly in the fighting. He stepped on a land mind and lost an arm and a leg. He has nowhere else to go, and I want him to come live with us."
"I'm sorry to hear that, son. Maybe we can help him find somewhere to live."
"No, Mom and Dad, I want him to live with us."
"Son," said the father, "you don't know what you're asking. Someone with such a handicap would be a terrible burden on us. We have our own lives to live, and we can't let something like this interfere with our lives. I think you should just come home and forget about this guy. He'll find a way to live on his own."
At that point, the son hung up the phone. The parents heard nothing more from him. A few days later, however, they received a call from the San Francisco police. Their son had died after falling from a building, they were told. The police believed it was suicide.
The grief-stricken parents flew to San Francisco and were taken to the city morgue to identify the body of their son. They recognized him, but to their horror they also discovered something they didn't know, their son had only one arm and one leg.
The parents in this story are like many of us. We find it easy to love those who are good-looking or fun to have around, but we don't like people who inconvenience us or make us feel uncomfortable. We would rather stay away from people who aren't as healthy, beautiful, or smart as we are.
Thankfully, there's someone who won't treat us that way. Someone who loves us with an unconditional love that welcomes us into the forever family, regardless of how messed up we are.
Tonight, before you tuck yourself in for the night, say a little prayer that God will give you the strength you need to accept people as they are, and to help us all be more understanding of those who are different from us!!! There's a miracle called Friendship That dwells in the heart You don't know how it happens Or when it gets started But you know the special lift It always brings. And you realize that Friendship Is God's most precious gift!

Saturday, June 27, 2009

now fo the first tym..10 wayz ta becum a VELLa..:)

ppl...FIRST of all..i proudly..say ..i m ..Mr ..vella SUMMer 2009...so..i proudly present...u wid 10 waz..rather conditions..which. u need ta hav...ta qualify ta becum ..........."----- "...

here it goes

IF U.....

1.sleepp all day..

2. r up all night ..:D

3.HLP A gujju..hmmm...

4.wait for SMBDY onlyn..all night lng..or ask ur frnds to do so..:P

5.play poker wid virtual money thinkn one day its gonna turn reaL LL,,... :D

6.ohh this is imp...i mean...IF U R ONE o f thoz ..i mean..the firs thing ..tat comes ta ye mind..wen u get up in the mornin...if it issssss ..."wen  do i get ta SLEEpp nex.." ( u r way too clos ta giVVNNN ME competition..)

7. r sooo..bored.....tat....studyin...sumthn...doesnt seem so bad..( i havent dun this till now so relax..:P)

8. joined a blog wi d  THe  eee ee  name... HANDL...or anythn..to do wid handlesssssss :P

9. ....readn ...my post..

10.this one is in...genrel..(doesnt apply ta me) :P

if u ...recently..strted listenin ta MJ.....jus coz..evrybdy...els isssssss

nd if ye one offf thmmm.whooo..recently..realised..tat "" oyee  MJ was a LEGEN.."

fffffoooooooooo.........

RIP MJ..

                                                                THE END

Friday, June 26, 2009

The slip between the cup and the lip!


Thanks to GGSIPU..i have something to put in here..this is in memory of those numerous requests mr.manipulator made to me and mista.hunter for a treat at domino's etc etc etc..!!lol!I am sorry sir..!! u lost out on dat...After a wonderful "NEW YORK" experience and a lip smacking lunch at PJ(except the mama's pasta ordered by uhuh i dunno his blog name other than the fact that it has something to do with eating joints....!)i really did not expect a sad and a lil(mind you ... a lil) heartbreaking evening..for us(roll no.39 and roll no.82 ) but at the same time ,not forgetting hw elated roll no.36,42 and ya roll no.75 are!!!their good luck,good choice(i aint saying wise!)...

Actually ,,i think we were a lil more optimistic about our upgradation than we should have been..atleast i ws.. this "NO VACANCY " possibility should not have been ignored and flushed the way it was.... so i can say ..nothing really great happened..just the other side of what was thought!!! and someone has rightly said that there is always A SLIP BETWEEN THE CUP AND THE LIP...good enough to console :( !!! especially when sm ppl call you up and greet you with laughter in such a situation!! thats even sick..!!

anyway ,i don'think there is going to be any change in us after this...we will continue to be in the most upcoming..booming...different..la la la la la la la...stream of the college.....!!!how nice...!! isnt't dat amazing..

Thursday, June 25, 2009

handles==silly name ..re-posting!

i seriously did not get why mr.manipulator(this sounds equally silly) chose this silly name=handles for our blog...lemme clear this sir..it doesnt sound like some one has done "some out of the box" thinking.....VERY UNSUITABLE......!! AND anyway "traversors" though meaningless & hastily chosen, sounded heavy and mature...netym beating handles olryt!i think the name of the blog should be clearly indicative...so ALL the members need to plunge in with some more thoughts....next,the blog sign names..mr.manipulator should give it a thought(p.s--my personal view)mista.hunter---good job! and m nt ms.topper NEMORE!the rest of the members should put an end to their laziness and drop in asap..

Sunday, June 21, 2009

handles==SILLY NAME

i seriously did not get why mr.manipulator(this sounds equally silly) chose this silly name=handles for our blog...lemme clear this sir..it doesnt sound like some one has done "some out of the box" thinking.....VERY UNSUITABLE......!! AND anyway "traversors" though meaningless & hastily chosen, sounded heavy and mature...netym beating handles olryt!
i think the name of the blog should be clearly indicative...so ALL the members need to plunge in with some more thoughts....
next,the blog sign names..mr.manipulator should give it a thought(p.s--my personal view)
mista.hunter---good job! and m nt ms.topper NEMORE!
the rest of the members should put an end to their laziness and drop in asap..

Friday, June 19, 2009

Why we selected da name HANDLES????

K so dis ws quiet a problem for us while creating dis blog.........as in wich name to keep.......it hd 2 be smthn related 2 our 'GRP' bt v cunt thnk of nythn......Miss Urban Gypsy ws dng nythn she cld xcpt thnkn of a gud name.......Mr.Hunter ws busy tryn 2 control himslf 2 put an end to his huntin game......actly it ws me nd him v played it together :P ......den it ws Mr.'Hav u gone to dis eatin joint' who ws busy wid his regular trips 2 G.K. nd DEF COL...........

Ms.Topper ws da only 1 who ws al fo gettn dis blog startd.....okay she also copied dis idea frm 'AHEM AHEM' bt stil a nice kindda idea........so what a foolish name she gave ws 'TRAVERSORS'..............duhhhhhhhh........
den da responsibility ws on Mr.Manipulator..........kkkk dats me ppl......

So wat name.......dat ws da question in my mind..........
SO i ws searchin various thngs on web nd i din get nythn........so anoder person who hs played an imp role in helpin me wid da name thng........mst probably he'll nt b postin here bt still MR.IIT helped me alt.......

SO da significance behind HANDLES.......
WE[i.e. Ms.Urban Gypsy,Mr.Hunter,Mr.'Hav u gon to dis eatin Joint',Ms.Topper nd Mr.Manipulator(There will b sum further additions when Mr.AMEX turns up nd sum oders....)] hangout alt together nd kindda grp is formd wher v cn support each oder a bit (I'm using can here cuz no such situatn ,as in for da cmplt grp, where v hv bin in probs or smthn).........

SO u c da irony v hangout as handles do in bikes or wateva nd v provide support.............so HANDLES............
I hope ppl u lyk it nd if u dun den fcuk off nd thnk of 1 name urself.........